The thought occurred to me that I should write a blog post on this subject sometime around 3 A.M. after I shoveled a slice of cheddar cheese into my mouth.
Low blood sugars combined with odd hours of the night aren’t foreign to most people with diabetes, but they can be…interesting when you aren’t prepared to handle them with low snacks stashed away in or on your nightstand.
To elaborate, I almost always have a box of raisins or a bottle of glucose tablets sitting on top of the nightstand next to my bed – but there are those times that I run out and forget to replace them.
In those situations, I really have no choice but to
eat everything in the kitchen head downstairs and scavenge in the kitchen for something that will bring up my low blood sugar.
Usually, I consume things that make sense – a handful of cereal, a glass of juice, a few marshmallows…whatever the kitchen is stocked with that will work fast. And this is absolutely the best tactic when dealing with a middle-of-the-night low because it helps ensure that I will be able to get back into bed (and hopefully fall asleep) as soon as possible.
But every so often, I go absolutely apeshit in the kitchen and EAT ALL THE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, not ALL the things, but definitely way too many things.
I blame it on the fact that my body is in that savage, must-eat-food now mode: Hungry and full cues aren’t a “thing” in that state. So I kind of mindlessly eat junk until the symptoms of my low blood sugar go away. This can take at least 15 minutes, so as you may be able to imagine, I can go overboard with food consumption.
And my choices can get more than a little weird.
Here are the most bizarre food items that I’ve eaten when dealing with a middle-of-the-night low blood sugar. I classify them as “strange” because either 1) they don’t do anything to help low blood sugar because they’re low carb, 2) they’re kind of disgusting, 3) the quantity is odd, or 4) a mix of all of those qualities:
- A slice of cheddar cheese (mentioned in this post’s introductory sentence)
- About one-third of a Nutella jar (that was so yummy but damn I shudder to think about the calories and fat in that serving)
- Too much peanut butter to quantify (please see above comment RE: Nutella)
- SUGAR-FREE syrup (emphasis on the sugar-free because WTF was I thinking when I straight up drank two swigs from the bottle)
- Exactly three frosted mini wheats (I don’t even LIKE this cereal but I guess in this situation I thought that consuming no more, no less than three was a brilliant idea)
- Pickles (not weird at any other time of the day because I love pickles but maybe not the best snack in the early morning hours)
Welp, now my stomach is churning slightly as I think about all the junk I’ve eaten at ungodly hours of the night…if you don’t mind me, I’m off to go restock my low snack supply on my nightstand so I don’t have to make any early-A.M. hour trips to the kitchen any time soon!
2 thoughts on “The Strangest Things I’ve Eaten in the Middle of the Night for a Low Blood Sugar”
oh hell your a rookie. Try OJ on corn flakes. Roll out two onions, nothing else, just raw onions. How about a quart of prune juice (yeah bad idea). How about uncooked spaghetti? Want some fun, go for the raw eggplant.
My list goes on and on.
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OMG! The OJ on corn flakes doesn’t sound too terrible…but everything else…not the most appetizing LOL!